Donald Trump won’t be laying his hand on the Bible for his Presidential inauguration.
The melting fat candle made the decision after having a bit of a practise with God’s book and being unable to find an edition that didn’t cause the skin of his tiny hands to sizzle.
“I’m going with the book of carpet samples. I love carpet samples. They’re great. These are great carpet samples.
Sometimes fake news sources get things right. ;-)